Tyson the Dog

Hi, this is Tyson the Dog from Fairfield Tudor Bridge, St Michael. Right now he is the happiest doggie in the whole wide world!

He has just discovered that there is now a clause in the draft of the 2007 NCF performer producer contract which allows dogs to sign up and participate in Crop Over 2007.

For real; there are several clauses in the NCF drafts which make reference to HE/SHE/IT.
As Tyson sees it, the IT mentioned opens the opportunity to do what it has always wanted to do, Crop Over!

For years “IT” has been disturbed that Ricky “lil Rick” Reid has been masquerading as a Dog and making all the doggone it money. But now that the NCF is making it possible for a REAL dog to participate in Crop Over, this Dog will have its day!

Tyson said he always thought the NCF talked Dog and he loved to hear them, “if you look at other proposed clauses in the same contract they are bare dog then”.

HE/SHE/ or IT Tyson has already taken the contract to his ….. sorry! to IT’S lawyer who has advised it that yes it (the dog) can indeed sign up or paw up and do Crop Over stuff.

“They talking bout politicians biting this year, well I gun show wunnah real BITING! Tyson snarled, “I gun be biting IT and eating IT up in 2007”. Watch for “IT” in Bacchanal Time!

For Bookings Call Santia! Tell her you want to book “IT”

Moral of the story; You can’t keep a good doggie down!

HE/SHE/ or IT; the question is WHO ARE IT?

*Closing Note: Tyson the dog was last seen in the Eric Lewis studio recording it’s tune “The Hot Doggie”

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