Me Kicking
Yea that’s right, I want to up my foot and drive a kick in a Nation photographer hard hard one of these days.

Why?

That is what the big celebrities are doing internationally.

In the UK Actor Hugh Grant was recently charged for kicking a photographer for trying to take pictures of his girl friend. Actor Russell Crowe has also had altercations with the press. Marlon Brando and Frank Sinatra were are famous for throwing things at the media and mashing up their cameras etc.

I am a celebrity you know me right? So I must be famous. So I have decided I need to kick a Nation photographer first chance I get.

Two obstacles however stand in my way…

1) The photographers are not really interested in taking pictures of me anyways, that would be a problem…

2) Have you seen the size of the Nation’s photographers recently?

They are quite sturdy fellows and they do not look like sweet breads.

They do not look the type that would understand that celebrities are supposed to kick them and throw their cameras in the ground.

If they were international standard photographers they would know that. I could easily see them in their amateurish ignorance driving two kicks back in my ass and locking off my neck.

In spite of that I am still thinking one day I must kick a photographer, it is my destiny! Even if I have to pick up my two foot and run afterwards!

Isn’t it amazing that the international stars can get away with what we cannot think of doing here in the Caribbean?

 

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*Photo note: no photographer was hurt in the production of this picture!

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