Bacchanal Time Calypso Tent 2007 opens its doors today Saturday 23^rd June, 8.30 pm. at the George Street Auditorium.

Above you can see one of the best looking tent managers in the business (aka) me delivering the feature address at our Bacchanal media launch which took place earlier this week, you also see my associate Kevin Hinds of Madd.

In my address I spoke to the issue of (“spoke to” is fancy language that I want to use) should children be allowed in calypso tents. As you know that has been a bug bearer ^{(1) to the public for some time.}

In my opinion many of the negative influences which affect our children originate in the home.

For example; have you checked what children have access to on the internet? Just type the right word into the search engine and a proliferation of porn activities ranging from bondage to bestiality⁽²⁾ becomes available for their perusal.

Have you checked the level of violence in the video games your children are playing on the X Box? Gone are the days of Pac Man and Space invaders, kids now play “Grand Theft Auto” a game where you accumulate points by robbing people and shooting policemen; now you even get sexual favors of an oral nature as bonus treats.

Have you seen what children watch on television recently? Every prime time television show now starts with an act of violence to attract the audience. Murder of human beings is now being disseminated as entertainment.

Have you heard the negative foreign music your children are listening to in those cute little mp3 players that seem permanently attached to their ears? (Last time I had a conversation with my son was in February of this year). Whilst we are debating as a national issue whether Spin Pooch is singing about an old key or new key, your children are listening to rap music blatantly calling women bitches and whores and dance hall music promoting use of the gun and the killing of human beings because they have a different sexual preference to you.

Lyrics are promoting “F” ing ⁽³⁾ women, impregnating them and being proud about abandoning them for the next piece of c_____ ⁽⁴⁾ .

So after all that you will state you do not want to bring your children in Bacchanal Time because Edwin might wuck up or K B Kleen might do a saucy joke?

You prefer to leave your children at home being indoctrinated in how to rape and kill? I say no. Get their tails into the tents! Bacchanal Time opens its doors today Saturday 23^rd June 8.30 pm at the George Street Auditorium. Come and bring your child!

1 Look it up on the internet yuh idiot, all you want to do on the internet is read Boyce voice and listen to music?

2 Sex with animals, when you hear some people say they like dogs, they really mean they like dogs!

3+4 ______ you should know what those words means yuh idiot read “to curse or not to curse”

Disclaimer: I was not really as passionate on this topic at the media launch; I expanded on it here for your edification!

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