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CAH WAY de CROWN (C.W.C.)
Written by:- Léon (Needs to seek Therapy) Phillips

They’re idiots in this island
Less madmen in dan out
Take a trip up to West Terrace
You will see what I talking bout

Cyar way de crown, cyar way de crown,
Ian De Clown gine cyar way de crown
(Repeat)

Last year I come wid a plan
For calypso pun dis island
Cyar way de crown, de clown gine cyar way de crown
But people in de UAB
Feel I ain’t to mek no money
Cyar way de crown, de clown gine cyar way de crown
But Dis year I re-write de rules
Wid a CLAUSE specially for FOOLS
I meaning you, HE, SHE or IT
It’s mine if it is a hit

Calypsonians daily scrunting
De NCF head laughing
Clowns in dey, bare clowns in dey
Some feel he’s family to me
But I’m a clown and not a Donkey
Clowns in dey, bare clowns in dey

We got cultural clowns, Wham bam
Contract clowns, Wham bam
Clause writing clowns, Wham bam
And pirating clowns, BAM BAM
So much clowns playing pun de air
Party monarch is mine dis year

People singing a ball-a-pup
And dem friends bigging dem up
Cyar way de crown, de clown gine cyar way de crown
Feeling dem sound real hard
More like bore cats in my back-yard
Cyar way de crown, de clown gine cyar way de crown
Shhhchupid music floating around
Dey want to blame Contone & Pong
Well tell de critics to mek room
Dis year for another clown

World cup cricket come & gone
Jackasses wondering what went wrong
Clowns in dey, bare clowns in dey
De ICC want we money
Duh need to go & sell duh botsie
Clowns in dey, bare clowns in dey

We got cricket clowns, Wham bam
Singing clowns, Wham bam
Sucking clowns, Wham bam
And biting clowns, Sorry mam
Wid so much clowns all around
Tell Barry I winning de crown

Cyar way de crown, cyar way de crown,
Ian De Clown gine cyar way de crown
(Repeat)

(Encore)
Plain ignorance is a curse
And some people mekking it worse
Cyar way de crown, de clown gine cyar way de crown
But de biggest clown of all
Is a man like AAAAASSMIRAL
Cyar way de crown, de clown gine cyar way de crown
De man got issues ya see
Wid Timmy Sause & Spin Pooch Newkey
He really should stop talking conch
And go away like Liberty
So-called critics cyan hold a key
Whether it in C, D OR E
Clowns in dey, bare clowns in dey
And always talking bout Trini
Like Trini does give he newkey
Clowns in dey, bare clowns in dey

We got radio clowns, BAM BAM
T.V. clowns, BAM BAM
News paper clowns, BAM BAM
And Internet clowns, BAM BAM
Wid all dees clowns round muh
I could be de next Prime Minister

where are the other verses or do we come into the tent to hear them?

Finally you certainly got a ‘new-key’ so Assmaruhl..tek dah…