The Pretty Shirt!
Check me out in my pretty shirt. It blinding you? I hope so.
This one goes out to all the people who saw me on CBC TV the other night and drop a lot of disparaging remarks about my attire. A lot of nasty shirt remarks.
Did your wife see you before you left home? Are you colour blind? Are you gay?
Some people said I had been fighting with the clown for so long that it was now rubbing off and I was now dressing like a clown. One member of the public said they now see why the government and cultural industries always seem to be at logger heads, if I turn up at meetings representing artistes wearing shirts like that they will obviously think you could only be a freaking idiot, and that is why the entertainment industry does not get any respect.
I was told by one of my assistants that when she saw me on TV she was utterly ashamed and wished not to be associated with me in any form or fashion. I will accede to her wishes and not call Sherri Worrell’s name. One person wrote on my blog my shirt was hurting their f***king eyes.I did even know eyes could do that.
Allow me to share with you the reasoning behind wearing the shirt. I decided it was the beginning of Crop Over season and the first episode of Festival Stage TV show. I therefore thought it would be appropriate to wear a celebratory shirt. So excuse me for being celebratory …..
The brilliance of my shirt apparently prevented people from hearing what I was saying. So I sat and talked about NCF trampling people’s rights with a draconian (my favorite word) contract and big words like “multiplicity” and thing and nobody heard me. All people talked about was my shirt. Apparently I could have cursed and nobody would have heard.
Some people also claimed my shirt caused problems with their television monitors. Well peoples you can all KISS MY SHIRT! I am standing up for my pretty shirt.
If a man wants to wear a pretty shirt he should be able to wear a pretty shirt dammit! Why should women wear all the pretty clothes? Michael Jackson was known for his glove, Richard Stoute is known for his white shoes, Elton John is known for….. alright scratch the Elton John bit, Edwin is known for his two colour hair, I want to be known for my pretty shirt!
If during the reading of this blog there is any thing I might have written which might have incensed or offended you, GET OVER IT! There are many things I read and hear in the media on a daily basis that I don't like either. SO DEAL WITH IT! You are welcome to leave your comments though. Make sure and come back yuh hear !!!...
July 20th, 2007 at 12:08 am
I don’t see what is wrong with yuh r***h*le shirt, it is QUIET compared to some I STILL have and wear to irritate my wife if we fight or she is on late shift and I go 4 a drink with the boys… ;D
July 20th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Dont mind dem haters (people too love to talk bout haters) Hurricane hate dat, me too.
But none de less, dont mind dem, de shirt might look bad and be too pretty for a man, but um is you F*%#ing shirt, and if you want to wear it, wear it wid pride. In de bath or to de beach, but fuh heavens sake not to decent meetings and pun de people tv.
I know u could do better than dat. You got some fairly good clothes at home, I see you dress up in a nice white shirt and black pants recently. But white aint too good fuh tv doah.
By de way de red one yah wear last Monday night , repeated on Thursday was not too nice either pun a goodlooking fellah like you.
a word of advice, buy some nice solid colour plain decent shirts dat de average man does wear and stop trying to be unique.
if u wanna be unique wear short pants, sandals and a dress shirt, jacket, tie and hat all de time. Sah syall
July 21st, 2007 at 7:56 pm
Don’t mind dem people. I like your pretty shirt Peter…..
July 21st, 2007 at 7:57 pm
And it’s YOURS so wear it any damn time or any damn place you want to ….
July 23rd, 2007 at 12:25 pm
he buys them in bulk