Used that title to grab your attention but it also epitomizes exactly what I want to blog about.

I’m sure you’re aware of the photos in the Nation of August 10th that highlighted the “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly” of Kadooment day? The Photos showed revelers doing various sexually suggestive dances. So what’s strange about that? Well the majority of the pictures were girls dancing with other girls.

Use of the word “dancing” here is an understatement. There was one photo of a woman “vigorously” grinding another woman flat down on the stadium track.(see above) Cheese don bread, don’t women dance with men any more? From the look of these pictures it does not appear so. Those women putting men to shame. After seeing how them women does got other women lock down I don’t feel it is no use men going out on Kadooment day any more.

A note to all those women who engage in that “Girl on Girl” action for free in public. People pay to watch that activity on the net, you could be missing out on a revenue generating opportunity. I wrote earlier that women seem to be taking over all the big positions in society, well it seems like women are taking ALL of the mens “positions” literally.

“Girls Gone Wild” aka Tick Tock; Heres the Hypa Dog again with the song that placed 3rd in Tune of the Crop for 2007.This production shows the musical diversity of the Hypa Dog, All three of Rick’s releases for this year were Mega hits “Can’t Wait” “Eating Too Much Conch” and this one. All of them you can hear on Boyce Voice just click on the Soca casts link.

I have got a real “Wild Girls” story coming up for you tomorrow make sure and log on.Until then get ready to “Control that Bumper” Click and listen to “Girls Gine Wild”….I mean Gone Wild

Have you ever heard of Savanna Samson? I hadn’t!

I was surfing the internet and came across an interview with a woman described as porn’s reigning queen and I had never heard of her. I must be losing it. You are probably thinking Boyce is a pervert who spends time surfing x rated sites looking at dirty stuff; I think you are probably mistaking me for you. You are so badd then! I actually came across this interview with Savanna on the MSN Money main stream news site, honest. You are probaly saying “Peter Boyce, you are a nasty liar then, you like you does work for the NCF” that’s why I put a picture of the screen above.

A MSN video news item called Building a Post Porn Empire featured an interview with this enterprising business woman Savanna Samson. She started out by talking about her company Vivid which is now branching out into sexy comedy movies, education and alternative movies.

(I wonder what the Vivid education stuff will be teaching you?) Savanna then started to talk about her diversification into Wines and her efforts to market her wine through her website www.savannawines.com (When she first took up the wine bottle I thought she was going to do a trick with it) She has her own vineyards distribution network and everything. Savanna also says she has a singing career soon on the horizon; (She will probably be real good with her microphone technique.) She is also going into the cologne business what isn’t this woman into? Savannah says that all her money that is cuming in she just keeps reinvesting it, oops sorry that’s a typo I meant COMING in, honest.

Savanna closed off the interview by saying she is not going to be in front of the camera for ever and she must find ways to diversify so her family can benefit in the future,
We all need to learn something from the eXample set by Savanna. Not the porn part, the diversification and concern for your family part.

You are so badd then, honest…

As Tent manager of Bacchanal Time when I first heard this song I was “frighten”, de man calling people names then…
Kidsite with “Ah Frighten” When I hear songs like this it reminds me of the serious purpose calypso serves of being the mouth piece of the people, that is why we must ensure that this kind of “biting” social commentary lives on forever.
It Lives on for ever in Bacchanal Time calypso tent and also on Bacchanal Time 2007 DVD Soon to be released.

Take a listen to “Ah Frighten” I notice it did not get play on CBC neither just like he says in the song…

Heres an email I thought I would share with you. Came all the way from the Big Apple, New York City. I’m not releasing the name of the writer but I just thought you should get another view other than mines sometimes.

Hi Peter,

In my news paper I notice that you are close to the PM. Did they finally see the light? After 33 years NCF still got it all wrong. The way Crop Over was done this year was like a child who does not know what he/she wants. You mean to tell me that they did not know that they could not use Kensington Oval? And all the other blunders they made. What’s the real story on Mr. Vegas? Where did they eventually put him after he refused the hotel they booked him in after he checked in? I live in NY but I know the answer. How much was he paid and how much was Sherwin paid. Don’t know the answers to those but I know it is far more than any Bajan artiste. I think….no I know it is an affront to Bajan artistes and the day that all of you get fed up and say enough is enough and get the backing of the people to go on strike then NCF and whoever would understand what culture really is and who really drive the CropOver wagon.

Ah gone. Catch you later.

Eric Lewis from Madd brought this one to my attention. In the newspaper last weekend an ad for a born again Christian singers ONLY calypso competition. I have been told by the NCF CEO that I am sorta slow. So some times I need help figuring stuff out, and this Christian thing is one of them.

As I recall we allow Christians to enter our “Sinful” Pic o de Crop competition. We allow Christians to have their own “Experience Tent” and participate in Crop Over. But Since the Christians are laying down stipulations that you must be born again to enter their own Calypso competitions, maybe we need to put some in ours as well.

So in order to participate in the Pic o de Crop “sin”competition you must qualify by providing evidence of at least two extramarital affairs and must have had a confirmed curse out with somebody over the last 6 months. Also at some point in your life you must have done at least some shop lifting.

I do not think these criteria would omit anyone who currently participates so it should be no problem. If the Christians have stipulations in their competitions it is only fair that we should reciprocate. What do you think?

What the hell possesses a man that he can write a song entitled “Move Bitch”?

I am talking about the writer and performer of the “Bitch” song, North American rap artiste Ludacris who is called by the right name because when you examine the lyrics of the song, they are ludicrous.
The song contains lyrics about busting tha bitch in her mother f***ing head and threatening to run the bitch over with a bus. Ok then, let’s just pause a minute and absorb the violent intensity of those words. Have you paused? Good now lets move on…..

The people that say calypsos are a negative influence need to listen to some of these rap songs. The author of this bitch tune is obviously very misogynistic*. Doesn’t Ludacris have a mother or a sister? Or by now has a woman that he is regularly intimate with and wants to remain in her favor. I would like to think that at some point in time he would have come into a positive contact with a female that might have changed his mind on writing such a song. After reading the full lyrics of the song I came to the conclusion that some woman must have “horned” him and broken his heart pretty bad.

The irony of the “move bitch get out the way” song is that statistics are proving that women are now the gender more getting ahead utilising educational opportunities and holding down the big high paying jobs. In America where Ludacris is from, the young black males are in crisis falling victim to the negative culture of gang warfare drugs and ultimately prison.

The way things are going now with women progressing, it is more the women that should be telling the men to move and get out of their way!

It should be:

Move dog

Get out the way

Get out the way

Move dog!

And you know the bad part? The men would like that song. They already call themselves dogs!

I am outa here dog…

Misogynistic that’s a fancy word I got from my girls that means you don’t like women.

After writing this I guess that’s the last time the fellows will ask me out for beers.

Have you ever had one of those gut wrenching pukes where you feel you are going to bring your whole stomach up?

Well that happened to me at the Barbados Hilton on 21st August when the Government announced their plans about establishing a Festival Events Bureau (FEB) to run Crop Over. I got as sick as a dog and had to leave the event early. It was not that announcement that made me sick, even though I have some serious concerns about this FEB, what made me sick was CEO of NCF Ian Estwick.

In fact I would rephrase that, it was what Ian Estwick SAID that made me sick.. When the NCF CEO had the guts to get up on a stage an announce the Government’s intention to release another Crop Over DVD I just started to feel queasy in my stomach. Up to now NCF has not compensated some artistes including Madd for the unauthorized DVD they released two years ago.

Well they paid out monies to their favorite people but you know we would be never on that list. It’s the standard victimization treatment we have become accustomed to. But when the CEO Estwick had the big guts to announce the authorities are again planning not only releasing DVDs but cds as well I started to feel sick to my stomach. I tried to control it but eventually I ended up running to the bathroom and puking like a dog.

Even the sight of pretty NCF Communications lady Penny Gomez waving at me from across the room at one point could not sway me from my sickality* I was so repulsed then. When my friend Santia asked why I had left the Government meeting early I did not have the guts to tell her the truth. Well at the time I had no guts as I had left it in the Hilton’s bathroom. I lied and told her I had to leave for business reasons, I can lie quite well now I learnt it from the NCF.

I would advise the government next time they are going to drop any revolting news tell us in advance so we can bring barf bags.

One of the points that Starcom Network announcer Dennis Johnson made in his presentation was that the same hundred and fifty million dollar Hilton we were meeting in had only been recently built and it yet had no entertainment facilities. Well that might be true Dennis, but I can tell you for sure, they have some nice bathrooms!

*Sickality; I mek up that word yuh idiot, and you looking to see wha it means too…? stupes

Here’s Khiomal and Mikey performing “Bashment Bacchanal” one of my favorite songs for the season. Khiomal ably represented Bacchanal Time with this song in the 2007 Party Monarch competition and placed 3rd.
This song was also used as the opening theme song for Bacchanal Time calypso tent this year for obvious reasons of course…

Take a listen to “Bashment Bacchanal” available on Krosfyah’s 2007 album “Fire Proof “

I am here in the supermarket shopping and I just remembered you guys…. What does my visiting the supermarket have to do with entertainment business? Keep reading and I will tell you.
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