I want to Dip My Cherry in Your Chocolate (Rated E)

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“I want to dip my Cherry in your Chocolate ….”

That’s sounds like a cheesy romantic come-on doesn’t it? Or a cherry one. Well don’t write it off yet, it happened for real.
Did you read the newspaper about what got Saskia Griffith withdrawn from being the Banks 2007 Calendar Girl? Apparently Saskia was the centre piece at a Power by Four fete at “The Party Stand” venue sitting topless in a rubber pool filled with chocolate. As a special treat, party patrons got to dip marshmallows and cherries into the Saskia chocolate and eat them.

Now that’s what you call eating a girl – literally. That would be like tasting a Saskia Chocolate Smoothie then. Does that sound delicious too you? Would you have dipped your cherry or marshmallow in and taken a taste? I think Saskia makes an interesting ingredient for a meal. The first thing that would cross my mind is that I would hope the first ingredient “Saskia” would be well scrubbed.

Are you appalled that such an eating activity happened? Or are you appalled that such a girl dish was offered on the party stand menu and you were not invited? If it were advertised properly, I am sure more men and some women – that like the taste of cherries, marsh mallows and chocolate – would have attended .

It could probably be said that the whole Saskia controversy is Peter Boyce and them Madd Fellows fault, (you know how people like to blame us for every thing). Saskia was obviously influenced by Madd’s 1997 song, “Food” which compares women to “food”. Of course, don’t forget RPB has a song this year which refers to women as being “sweet” like food too, so he would have to take some of the blame too.

I tell you one thing though, it is unfortunate that Saskia was withdrawn as the Banks Calendar 2007 Girl as that was one of the most eye catching posters for some time, she look so good then, good enough for some people to eat!

This Story rated E for Eatable

“Look De Food” available on the “Madd’s Greatest Hits” CD.

23 Responses to “I want to Dip My Cherry in Your Chocolate (Rated E)”

  1. bounce-a fire Says:
    August 18th, 2007 at 10:08 pm

    i am forced to comment
    i am a bit reluctant because i feel i am making too many comments and i feel a bit guilty about that.—dont want to come across as hogging the show i.e over doing it
    however, i want somebody to tell me the rationale for the activity as described in this particular case. why would some body be in a pool of chocolate pratically naked and then people-FEMALES ? dipping things in and eating

    what is this all about ——-is it supposed to be a sexual turn on or sumting —-what is it —why is it happening ? somebody please talk to me

    where is her private parts in all of this—why eat the choclate—–this signifies what ?
    i am not for it or against it –i just want to know —i am at a loss pulllease talk to me

  2. Nicole Says:
    August 20th, 2007 at 10:15 am

    Yes, Saskia is a very beautiful and sexy young lady but no way should she be displaying this type of behaviour in public. Leave it for something private my dear.

    Why didn’t Chetwyn use his wife or girl friend to do it? Is it true that she was paid $300.00 to do this? Was her boyfriend “cool” with other men licking chocolate off his woman’s body? or is he usually turned on by this behaviour? lol..

    To me she was treated like a piece of meat by savage beast. I’ve heard comments from some men stating that she reveals to much and there is nothing left to be desired of her. How sad. I honestly think Banks Breweries had every right to do what they had to do as it is not at all good for the image of their brand.

  3. Ray-j Says:
    August 20th, 2007 at 10:24 am

    The part that had me laughing with this girl was her comments in the Sunday Sun. “It was only 15 minutes…because her body heat caused the chocolate to melt”. Where did she go to school? …Standpipe High

    Little did Saskia knows that 1 minute of a person’s life can be a death sentence. Fortunately it was for you Saskia. My woman could NEVER do that. I don’t care how good she looks, how pretty she is or how much money she would have been paid. There is something called self respect and self worth. Clearly she has none. Banks, your right for taking your stance. I hope that other brands will follow your lead and represent.

    Before I go, couple gal friends of mine were actually surprised to see the now defunct Ms. Banks fully clad in the interview. Wow!!!! we actually thought that was quite cool because all her body parts are usually exposed. No pun intended.

  4. The Boss Says:
    August 20th, 2007 at 12:51 pm

    I totally agree with Ray-J. There’s no way my woman could pull a stunt like that. I was there at the Powerx4 event and thought it to be totally distasteful, especially when other men were eating marshmellows of this girl. I was in shock.

    I to was really shock to see Ms. X-Banks fully clothed in the newspaper interview. I believed that someone spoke to her but I really think that it was really too late for her.

    Why would she even mention about it was only 15 minutes of having the chocolate on her? Ray-J you are so correct bro. 1 minute sometimes kill a person’s career. It is quite clear that banks beer, chocolate and marshmellows don’t mix. LOL….

    I have seen women, whose bodies are not exposed at all, dressed nicely and are so appealing. When so much is revealed of a woman (all the time) there is nothing left for the imagination. Such as the case with Saskia.

    I do believe that Banks had every right to do what they did. They should in the future enforce and set strict guidelines for this type of leud behaviour.

    I’m out

  5. kay Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 5:11 pm

    she is a bare clown she stupidre than ever

  6. ques_man Says:
    August 22nd, 2007 at 10:16 am

    With all the death, disease, homelessness, crime & such like going on in THIS country alone, it’s good to see we still have time to expel on such scandalous topics. Next topic, “My Neighbor’s House Is Too Tall” …… Move on people. Find some other small topic to occupy your small minds.

  7. fair Says:
    August 25th, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    i think she is stupid those she have any respect for her self anyone could pay me any amount of money i would never ever be see doing anything like that she might think she looks good but she does not it is a disgusting
    and by the way when do you have to drop half your clothes to be sexy and who ever dip anything in that chocolate and eat it i hope for your sake she wash her self properly before she sit in that pool

  8. sexy shortie Says:
    August 27th, 2007 at 7:25 pm

    i think that saskia is a pertty girl but i am very disappointed with what she did.i went to school with her and she was a PREFECT so to see this is really bad.I will have to bend my head whenever i see her.

  9. boo Says:
    August 27th, 2007 at 7:27 pm

    fun is fun but disrespect is another

  10. Barbadian Beauty Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 12:28 am

    Barbados is a small close-knit society. We talk and will talk about any and everybody. If the Rt Hon Owen Arthur stumps his toe we will talk about it. That’s who we are. So when we are ready we will move on.

    I don’t think she needed to do what she did. I am not her so I don’t know her thoughts on the issue except what she shares in the Nation interview. I could never contemplate doing anything like that and still expect to have a boyfriend after I’m finished. He does freak out if he thinks I am wearing something too revealing. I am assuming she doesn’t have a man who loves her/a man who she respects or that her guy lets her do her thing. I wouldn’t do it and I don’t think she needed to. But she did and it is being talked about now but eventually it will be seldom discussed. Whether you do good or bad people will talk…that’s life.

  11. De voice of Reason Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 2:42 pm

    Well, at least de poster still available fuh wunnah wuffliss people to stare at. When she is 40- something and trying to lead a decent bajan christian life, de old drooly rumshoppers will still have the satisfaction of gawking at de pic. men and women alike. Be that as it may.

    Anyways, how about those toes, and de nailpolish on them, and I aint too sure if de party stand got a bathroom fuh she to bathe, cause she would have arrived at that spot and mingled a tad before being washed in chocolate.

    so dem feet nor de armpits, nor between de bottom cleavage aint wash nor de private or not so private part either, den de perspiration mixed up wid de regular body juices. I hope all de people dat eat are satisfied. Cause i did not eating from in dat tub-o-goodness fuh my muddah.

    I gots a delicate stomach. People should reserve dem kinda sex acts fuh de privacy uh dum bedrooms, where dey can safely wash everything and sanitise it befor proceeding to eat and drink wid carefree abandon. Shame on Chetwin.

    He has my permission to check Pastor Wane on de opening and running of a successful adult strip club like 22 and over.

    I gone, I gine and brush my damned teeth. I feel a little acid reflux coming on

  12. De voice of Reason Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    Furthermore, She did no justice to herself by making a response in the newspaper.

    What marketing does she do at 21 years for Cafe Jungles?

    How much training does one get to be considered a professional massage therapist? Did I hear her correct? But then again, there are quite a few of those who work in many Parlours around B’dos.

    How does liking to eat and liking to cook link up with taking up studies in culinary art SOON. and when the heck is SOON? Young Bajan women, please get some self respect and don’t let anyone make you do things you’ll be ashamed of when you reflect five – ten years or a lifetime later.

    If they wanna see what looks good, let them see what’s theirs and not what’s for all and sundry.

    I can tell you that men really like to look at other women who are scantily clad, It gives a man thrills, but men have no appreciation for their own women to appear underdressed or too provocative in public places. It lessens a mans interest in his princess/queen/empress.

    So go ahead you sexy women, get naked and bathe in chocolate or rum or oil or mud or whipped creme or whatever, see if your man will respect you or if any other man will respect you for that matter afterwards.

  13. bounce-a-fire Says:
    August 31st, 2007 at 5:56 pm

    i asked already if this is suppose to be sexy

    it is puzzzling to me

    i am trying to find out what this is all about
    it looks like bare shit to me (literally and figuratively)

  14. Getoverit Says:
    September 2nd, 2007 at 1:00 am

    I think youre all a bunch of friggin hypocrites . Banks displays women all the time with their backsides at the door and no one has a problem with it, she wore more with that chocolate than what she wore in the banks poster so i dont see what the issue is here. The only issue i see is that women are jealous of her body and men are jealous that they cannot have her body. As for the girl who knows her and shall hang her head in shame. OHH PUHLEASEEEEEEE as if that’s going to bother Saskia that you feel some sort fo shame stupese- save it honey. I want to say that i know the girl and she’s genuinely a good person, although i must admit a bit misguided to be involved with banks, power x4 or any other organisation using her like that,why are we mad at her and not at the ones doing the exploiting. I’m wondering why no one is saying anything about the banks posters with her cheeks at the door, are they not offensive as well? You know i think this is just a case of the green eyed monster namely jealousy and it’s twin envy raising their ugly heads. More power to ya Saskia- hold your head up high, you’re not the first to make a mistake in your life and certainly not the last. As the saying goes “THIS TOO SHALL PASS”.

  15. bounce-a-fire Says:
    September 2nd, 2007 at 2:58 pm

    is saskia reading this
    show yuhself saskia–(some name though !!)
    show yuhself-let us know if you are reading boyce-voice

  16. De voice of Reason Says:
    September 4th, 2007 at 3:21 pm

    Please do not show yourself again saskia. It would be in poor taste.

    The AKon- Trini, Blouse and long pants fiasco in the newspaper was enough.

    Be good and grow in wisdom, young woman.

  17. bounce-a-fire Says:
    September 5th, 2007 at 8:39 am

    TO SHOW OR NOT SHOW

    Saskia please make a contribution and let us know how you feel about the comments seen here

    show yuhself on boycevoice and make your comment-boycevoice is the best medium right now fo it

  18. Its a tad late but……….. « Liquid Soap Says:
    September 14th, 2007 at 6:29 pm

    [...] One issue I would quickly like to touch on before I end this post is that of Saskia Griffith lounging topless in chocolate at that Power X Four event.On a hygienic basis , I would not be eating anything dipped in chocolate with a touch of half-naked woman.Generally, I thought the whole affair was rather and lacking in class or substance.Having a good time is one thing,but this was excess on an unnecessary level. Saskia herself in the Nation newspaper says it was supposed to be “artistic” and it was acceptable because it was Crop Over.I say mosey over to Boyce Voice and judge for yourself. [...]

  19. jackal Says:
    September 18th, 2007 at 3:29 pm

    she look delicious.love de chcolate

  20. Ha Ha Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 9:42 am

    9 days and its all over

  21. lovingit Says:
    January 23rd, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    ya’ll have frigging issues,why not fuss about banks topless calendar girls with they asses out looking just like a porn movie,mind that..ya’ll are just jealous people trying to bring down one another then again typical bajan..just like the rumor brought up by “bajans” about rihanna and jayz…get a life and stay away from others ppl lives stop wasting money paying internet bill if ya’ll have nothing better than to pull down people on it cause i’m sure saskia is living her life to the fullest and probably have someone who love her by her side…and for the idiot that say she is perfect no damn person but god is perfect

  22. Khaidji Says:
    January 23rd, 2008 at 7:25 pm

    Poster Hypocrites

    Punishment was meted out

    Over the image she did portray

    Stripping caused Banks to shout

    Title must be taken away

    Effective immediately she’ll be stripped

    Right away from her crown

    Has a question of how they can do it

    Young lady doesn’t like what’s going down

    People have for years been

    Orchestrating against the calendars

    Criticism of places they are seen

    Regarding their presence in bars

    Inappropriately suggestive and enticing

    Treating women as candy

    Eye Candy for rummies that are lusting

    Saski thinks this ban is hypocrisy

  23. Khaidji Says:
    January 23rd, 2008 at 7:33 pm

    One minute we are confronted by large posters in and outside local shops with half dress calendar girls posted all year and then all of a sudden the promoters are crying foul. They believe their poster “lady” is tarnished when she appears topless in a dinghy full of chocolate. I saw some of the photos and although I know that being there would have been more arousing, the only arousal I experience was my curiosity. How is it I was seeing more of the gals outside of the dinghy that the actual Eye-Candy. The chocolate was a great substitute blouse or dress even. Surely, she was more enticing over the Internet. Seems to me the promoters created the image and she was living up to it.

    The Poster Girl

    Talk is going around that the Banks chick

    Has been banned for appearing topless in chocolate

    Emerged recently in the Nation’s publication

    Power-X-Four who had organized this promotion

    Objects to any infringement of responsibility

    Saskia claims she informed Banks appropriately

    The event she said had required no more

    Eye Candy displayed than Banks had before

    Risks of over exposure was part of the day

    Getting photographed in skimpies during public display

    International viewers get dirty to these girls on the Net

    Reputations are damaged by the comments they would get

    Lowered to sex images, the poster girls have been

    Significantly reduced to an Eye Candy glean

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