I want to Sell My Hair on eBay

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Next time I go to the barber I will sweep up every strand of my cut hair off the floor and sell it on eBay. All the big Stars are doing it in United States now, and we are big stars too! Wouldn’t you buy Alison Hinds used lipstick or Lil Ricks sweaty shirt he won party monarch in this year? No? Well you need to get with it!

Stars are now generating extra revenue by selling used personal items in an effort to off set the decline of DVD and CD sales due to piracy. You can now buy Britney Spears’ used chewing gum (eewe) she probably sold all her panties too that why she was seen getting out a car with out any a couple of months ago. (Wanted to put the picture but Darron wouldn’t let me)
So I am looking to see how much money I can get for my hair. Next time I visit the barber look for “Boyce” hair available for bidding on eBay

If this hair selling thing takes off I would done with this entertainment thing. I would just spend my day sitting at home watching TV and concentrating on getting my hair to grow so I can harvest it. I would become the first ever hair farmer!

10 Responses to “I want to Sell My Hair on eBay”

  1. bounce-a-fire Says:
    September 4th, 2007 at 8:26 am

    hair farmer ???

    ha ha ha ha hahaaaaaaaa
    hahaaaaaaa hahaaaaaa

  2. meshaka Says:
    September 15th, 2007 at 12:38 am

    i thought of that before but instead i wanted to sell the fat off my stomach.i mean it’s for a greater cause right i am sure somebody out there looking for new cheeks.

  3. meshaka Says:
    September 15th, 2007 at 12:41 am

    oh and false hair @weave,donkey hair actually is made from unwanted hair then its melted by acid and wash with silicone and sorted and sold back to your girlfriend and me. so save your hair damn it maybe u could sell it when u get to china.:)

  4. The Hair Farmer Says:
    September 28th, 2007 at 5:00 pm

    Hi Pete – you should grow your hair for Locks of Love. I’m working to get 999 people to hair farm with me – not for dollars, but for the children.

    Hair Farmer Joe

  5. peter Says:
    September 28th, 2007 at 9:45 pm

    Whoa, this is amazing, theres a Hair Farmer for real, with a website and every thing,I checked it out and it is for a good cause too,
    Thanks for logging on Joe the hair farmer, wish you the best with your locks of love

  6. asiba-the buffalo soldier Says:
    September 30th, 2007 at 1:10 pm

    There is a market for everything under the sun
    including sh**te–(manure)

  7. Kitty Says:
    March 20th, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    Sell your hair here: http://www.thehairtrader.com This site is specifically designed to sell hair. You can sell your hair for cash and then if you like, use the money to directly donate to a cause or someone in need. Many of the charities are not on the up and up. I research charities at: http://www.give.org. You’d be surprised! This hair selling thing is great for many college students – they just love this site because it’s an easy way to earn some extra $ like I did! I see people on there that are raising $ for someone they know with cancer, sell for extensions and wigs too…

  8. Jennifer Says:
    June 30th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    I am all about donating, but I found a really cool site that lets you list your hair for sale.
    http://www.easyhairnetwork.com
    What I liked about it was the lady who started it, Beth, talked about yes, you could donate it, but it is something that you put a lot of effort and time into (growing out your hair and taking care of it) and you deserve the benefits of selling it. It helped her through a financial crisis, her friend was able to afford a wedding dress, just really cool real life stuff like that. It’ll all work itself out in the end. If you need the money now, then take the money. You’ll be better off some day and be able to give back ten-fold.

    Sell that hair!

  9. tara Says:
    September 9th, 2008 at 11:32 pm

    locks of love makes very few wigs and charge those tht they give them too,and only provides wigs for children with”long term hair loss.”it is not intended for cancer it’s intended for alopecia areata. this info can be found on their own website.80%is thrown away or sold.lol made 1.9 ,illion from hair sales 2001-2006 and took in another 3.4 million in donations.so selling the hair that took you forever to grow!!!is well worth it.but make sure to not get scammed from someone over the internet.mentioning one person that tried to rob me.ashlee britney,from the united kingdom.and if your reading this now bitch,i’m on to you, and you’re scam is up.i reported you to the actual people that own the check you sent to me.later bitch…

  10. kealohapauolepualani kepooii Says:
    March 17th, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    I’m looking to sell my hair.It’s a must need money right away to pay for motgage.Thanxs for listening…Holler back if anyone of you has someone who wants to buy my hair…Much mahalos…….

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