Next time I go to the barber I will sweep up every strand of my cut hair off the floor and sell it on eBay. All the big Stars are doing it in United States now, and we are big stars too! Wouldn’t you buy Alison Hinds used lipstick or Lil Ricks sweaty shirt he won party monarch in this year? No? Well you need to get with it!
Stars are now generating extra revenue by selling used personal items in an effort to off set the decline of DVD and CD sales due to piracy. You can now buy Britney Spears’ used chewing gum (eewe) she probably sold all her panties too that why she was seen getting out a car with out any a couple of months ago. (Wanted to put the picture but Darron wouldn’t let me)
So I am looking to see how much money I can get for my hair. Next time I visit the barber look for “Boyce” hair available for bidding on eBay
If this hair selling thing takes off I would done with this entertainment thing. I would just spend my day sitting at home watching TV and concentrating on getting my hair to grow so I can harvest it. I would become the first ever hair farmer!