The Britney “Fat” Thing
I Like them Big and Fat and Thick
And that’s how Sawyer likes it…
Captain Sawyer 2005 Lyrics
Did you read all the comments on the internet about Britney Spears’ lackluster opening performance on the Sunday MTV awards? In addition to a lackluster performance they said she was fat, out of shape and dressed in an inappropriate outfit that highlighted her faults. Look at the above pictures of Britney Spears, does she look fat too you?
While she is not the epitome of fitness but I don’t think she quite qualifies in the “fat” bracket, other wise a lot of us will be lost. I asked Captain Sawyer the 2005 Peoples Monarch who likes his women “Big and Fat and Thick”
Captain Sawyer said,
Thats what “fat” specialist Sawyer said!
If Britney is fat that means it puts a lot of our female performers bout here in trouble. Fortunately here in the Caribbean we expect our women to have a little “meat on their bones” and we have learnt to appreciate it. I always read interesting stories where some American woman is complaining that her butt is to big, can you imagine they complain about having an impressive asset? They should come down to the Caribbean where such things are applauded.
Down here when your bumper is big we say “it looking good”. Americans are too obsessed with skinnyness that’s why a lot of girls there are anorexic. It’s a serious disorder where teenage females starve them selves in order to achieve the perfect weight, and some times kill themselves doing it. If you are dead and turning into a skeleton you can’t lose more weight than that can yuh?
So don’t mind them Britney, in the footage I saw at least when you turned around and shook, something behind there was shaking. You go girl!
Well since Britney does not live down here, in the United States they are “Britney Bashing” her and calling her “lard guts” etc. They say her lack luster performance, being out of lip synch with her song and her recent shaving of her head are evidence of her personal and professional decline.
Britney fans should look on the bright side however at least she was wearing her panties! A couple of months ago she almost blinded people getting out of a car displaying another “fat’ part of her private anatomy. I still have that “fat” picture and I wanted to publish it but Darron wouldn’t let me. He is such a prude then.
If during the reading of this blog there is any thing I might have written which might have incensed or offended you, GET OVER IT! There are many things I read and hear in the media on a daily basis that I don't like either. SO DEAL WITH IT! You are welcome to leave your comments though. Make sure and come back yuh hear !!!...
September 14th, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Fat? Are you kidding! She looks good to me! Was Marilyn Monroe fat? How about the millions (ahh…billions!) of other women who can be seen when they turn sideways (nice butt!). I don’t think so, Bubba! They look quite healthy and fine to me and to many other men (and to some women too!). I don’t know who came up with that Twiggy, pencil-thin stuff (ouch…your ribs are sticking me in my stomach!), but they didn’t ask me or the majority of men what a fine, healthy woman should look like. Britney, you look good girl! Don’t worry about the haters in the world. They are just jealous! Were I not already married to a beautiful, healthy woman…
September 15th, 2007 at 12:52 am
yeah at least she was wearing underwear i tired of seeing her cruch,and i think she is in a meltdown cause everybody watching her every move and she just stress,and she just giving people things to see by doing outragous things hoping to get attention till see bring out her next album. cause people going to wanna know what does she have left,maybe she will make a come back like mariah carey.
September 16th, 2007 at 8:25 pm
As the Author of the song ‘Too Much Fat on the Road’ I believe I am qualified beyond any reasonable doubt to speak on this matter.
I want to submit therefore that Britney is bulging in areas that she did not bulge before, she is showing a lot more flesh than she should and she has lost shape as a result of having kids and not paying attention to her fitness
However as an Expert in the FAT ARENA where on a daily basis women come up to me and ask me if they are too FAT . As a man who has drawn this matter of FAT to the attention of the Nation, I must conclude that Britney Spears is not in danger of being called ” Too Much Fat on the Road” as some female entertainers in Barbados can. Check the female singers in Barbados. Start from the oldest and come down to the youngest and you will see.