Have you realized how they have this “hidden gayness” thing being placed in movies these days? There’s this trend now, where you are watching a normal movie and all of a sudden some man starts kissing another man in a deep and passionate way. A good example is the movie Talladega Nights; The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. I was watching what I thought was a normal comedy about a racing car driver, next thing yuh know there was this scene where Borat actor Sacha Baron Cohen had his tongue down Will Ferrell’s throat. This happened several times in the movie. I had to go and check the rating on the movie to see if it was rated “G” for gayness. It was enough to make you wanna puke.

Its like Hollywood is saying since there were some people who did not have the stomach to see two men “going at it” in the 2005 bulla hit Broke Back Mountain, lets see where we can insert “it” in normal movies so we can catch them by surprise.

Pushing Gayness is Hollywood’s thing, even in TV comedy sitcoms you realize there is this trend where there is always a time when some character announces they are gay and they get all this big audience applause and it’s a big celebration. You know, like what happened with Ellen. In Barbados while we are not as homophobic as Jamaica, I would not advise you to go home, get every body together and excitedly announce that you are gay and expect any applause or celebration. It probably might be a good idea to explore alternative living arrangements before you do as that sort of thing is still frowned on down here.

So watch out for the Gayness they hide in normal movies to try and sway you. There’s a new movie now out starring Kevin James and Adam Sandler titled “Chuck and Larry”. I’d be careful with that one if I was you!

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