Continuation of the phenomenon of Trini women grabbing and feeling Machel Montano’s testicles while he is performing.

Let’s look at this from a financial perspective like the Business news would. That activity which Machel is now engaging in would be sure to increase revenue of events he is performing in, which in turn would benefit the government as they would collect increased vat because of Machel’s penis. Promoters knowing that Machel comes with this “feel” feature, should advertise it and promote it when they book him for shows. That’s an idea that Freddie and Al Gilkes could use or Mikey from Krosfyah when they have Machel for “Soca on the Hill” next year.

Come see High Definition Machel and touch his H D P (P here meaning penis) It would be an interactive show..

If I were you Machel, which I am not, but if I were, I would be careful with that crotch grabbing thing while I am performing for 2 reasons:

• Next thing you know you will be performing jumping up and down and some one will grab your crotch when you are going up and they would have grabbed it permanently, ouch that could be painful. Next thing you know one of your fans would be taking it home as a souvenir. I can hear a Trini girl running home from a fete excitedly “Hey look mommy look what I got, Machel Montano’s penis! And I got him to autograph it too”. If that were to happen fortunately for Machel they can do a lot of great things with plastic surgery these days.

• How will you be sure that only female audience members are grabbing. If I were you I would think long and hard about that.

Barbadian performers would now find it hard to get jobs in Trinidad to perform if they do not have up-to-standard equipment. That’s probably what the Trini Promoters look for now, I could hear them “yea no doubt about it that baje boy can sing, but he seems pretty lacking down there where it counts”. Also when you are sending out a bio to Trinidad you would have to send a picture of that area as well.

From my own personal side, audience members grabbing my privates would be a no no. Frankly I don’t think I have the balls for it….

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