World AIDS day was December 1st and it got me thinking. We often see those celebrity promos where high profile entertainers promote safe sex and responsible behavior.

I got to thinking about the one world famous character that is suppose to optimize masculine suave and sophistication and is also the worst example of condom use you will ever see.

The world famous secret agent James Bond.

James Bond is so wuckless then. Have you ever counted how many women he beds in a movie. From Halle Berry, Ursula Andress to a character with the provocative name of Pussy Galore. I counted a total of fifty five girls on his website between all the Bond movies.

Pussy Galore, Name of this Character and what Bond gets in Movies

The man has all these fancy gadgets, a pen that shoots bullets, a laser ring, x-ray glasses and yet not a single condom. We regularly see him bedding women of different races and nationalities and yet protection is not in his vocabulary. He has a bullet proof dinner jacket but no “bullet proof” protection for his penis. Bond should have a superfied condom that puts itself on when his thing is ready for use.

Ok Bond,You have a gun, What about protection in your wallet?

While you might say “Boyce… James Bond is a fictional character you idiot. He does not exist!
My point is, all of our public service condom-use ads equal to zero when you have high profile masculine movie examples like Bond who refuses to wrap it up. The day that you are watching a Bond film and he reaches into his wallet and brings out a condom at the appropriate time will be the time to stand up and cheer.

Even Halle Berry gave it up to Bond (I am jealous)

Regularly it is claimed that the sexually suggestive lyrics in calypsoes are leading society astray and contributing to reckless sexual behavior. You want irresponsibility? Look at Bond.

The people from our AIDS committee Dr Jacobs, Sade and Marilyn Sealy, you need to have a conversation with James. If you can’t reach him because he is on a secret mission, you should talk to current Bond producer Barbara Broccoli about conforming his sexual behavior to one which men can safely emulate.

P.S: I also noticed Bond seems to shoot blanks, as all his years of cavorting he has not produced a single offspring…. (Don’t tell Bond where I live)

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