Ugly Politics deserve Ugly Girl Songs
I feel I am going to have to curse both the DLP and the BLP. Both David and Owen. I gun call up and give them piece of my mind!
I was expecting that with all the political song remakes that have been happening somebody would have come to Madd and ask we to remake one of our songs. Not even PEP came to us and offer we a little something… I so R rated vex then….
Our 2007 song “Ugly Girls Tweet” for example, that would have made proper campaign song for one of the female politicians – I won’t say which one and lose my lil pick but you should be able to chose one.
If some one had use “Ugly Girls” as their campaign song, they would have formed a certain kinship with the ugly electorate out there, politicians need to remember that ugly people vote too…
I saw several ugly people waiting in line to vote this morning some one should have had their vote secured. They say politics did get ugly this time around, so they should have had an ugly song.
I even had the song done write and every thing. I was just waiting for the ugly call with some ugly money, but it never came, so for your entertainment and general edification I now present the rewritten lyrics sung to the tune of “Ugly Girls”. This is an exclusive to Boyce Voice and when U read U will know why…
I am an ugly ugly girl
So u can vote for me
And this ugly ugly girl
Will do things for u
Increase pensions for U
Reduce light bills for U
And this Ugly Ugly Girl will never lie to u
Cause ugly girls does be tweet tweet
This Ugly girl tell u vote for me
Ugly girls does be tweet tweet
These Ugly girls tell U vote for me …
Pull up pull up yuh idiot. If that song did get out that ugly politician woulda been sitting in parliament tomorrow…
I DUN…
P.S
I noticed when I voted this morning they provided a pencil for me to make my X. Can’t they afford pens or what? I found that to be very strange and disturbing. I have not written with a pencil in years next thing yuh know somebody rub out my vote and change it. I voted for the ugliest candidate, my ballot best not change…
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January 15th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
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January 16th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
i feel the same way about all the songs and artistes involved
Neither the, PEP, BLP, DLP, PDC (my boys-mark and akil) nor THE INDEPENDENTS including Douglas Trotman who has been associated with the UAB asked me to
to write a song or to remix one——”I musee aint nobody boh”
thing is –i din even gwine charge them
evahbody get a song but i gwine write a song on the whole affair