“There are men and there are women. There are men who want to become women and women who want to become men. We need to make it clear that this article focuses on the male to female sex change, because it’s much more common than the alternative (female to male). But the resources with which we’ll provide you are generally helpful, no matter what your situation may be…”

That is an excerpt from a “Sex Change” website I was reading. This could be the last time I am writing to you as a man….

I have been surfing the net investigating what it costs to get one of those “sex operations” for 2 reasons.

1. I would get to use the women’s bathrooms which are always cleaner.
2. I would get discovered and get to make it big in the United States

A commentator asked the question on Boyce Voice, how come only Bajan females are being discovered and I realised it was true. If you look on the front of the Barbados Music Awards Magazine you would see 3 bajans getting big U.S recording contracts and ALL OF THEM ARE WOMEN!!

Rihanna, Shontelle and now Livvi Franc, not one single man. Don’t we have a single talented male in Barbados?

It’s not that I have a problem with women making it big as I like women bad! If you read Khaidji’s comment to my Tribute to Rihanna, She Looks Like Food post below calling me a pervert you would see how that “like” gets me in trouble. But I still feel at some point in time they should give a man a break.

Is this some sort of gender bias that exists? I should have accosted Evan Rogers with that question when he was at the Barbados Music Awards. I should have spoken to him “man to man”.

We got Philip 7 and Hal Linton and Ronnie Morris, J KO. You mean not a single one of them could get discovered? I would bet if Hal Linton were a woman he would have a big recording contract ever since.

I have given up, if you need to be a woman to be discovered well, I will be a woman then…!
And since I am not fond of men, I plan to become a lesbian woman (not the agressive “biting’ type though) My name will be “Petra”. So look out for Petra making it big in the U.S soon…

PLUS I will get to use women’s bathrooms, aint it cool??

Next new bajan artiste being signed to United States record Deal “Petra”

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