A Sweet Valentines Story
Today Beware of naked babies with wings shooting sharp edged love missiles
Happy Valentines! Have a wonderful day and all that crap,Valentines is the time you go out and spend money buying some irrelevant Nick knack in an effort to prove your love as if spending the thousands you did during the year has not made that point.
We also go to extremes in order to prove our love. I heard an ad on the radio where a massage salon was inviting women to come and get a “sweet scrub” which consisted of chocolate being scrubbed into your skin so you would literally become “sweet”.
If this sounds similar its because our ex banks calender girl Saskia did it already, and got in trouble for it too. They should call it the “Saskia Scrub”.
Well I don’t know about you but a woman who has been scrubbed down with chocolate presents certain challenges.
- No woman ent bringing she chocolate self in my bed,imagine what that will do with your sheets, I would have to ask she if she gun wash dem..
- Does chocolate make a good lubricant? now I am not saying that you will need a lubricant, I am just asking a question. Maybe you should try a thing and then comment and tell me.
- Watch out for strange “bitings”!You might get bite but not the bite you would like. Chocolate attracts flies and ants not to mention mice, next thing the woman would be lying in the bed, feel a nibble, start to feel sweet thinking it is you and it would be a rat, you could imagine being horned by a rat? I don’t think so..
Ladies and Gentlemen the more knowledgeable among would know that a “sweet” woman doesn’t have any thing to do with chocolate, other wise every Pat, Shirley and Natalie would rub down in chocolate and be sweet.
It is the sweetness that comes from within, that amorously captivates and bewitches, puts men in a euphoric stupor and makes them do igrunt things, and women too that why even them are “biting” now..
Well not wanting to bite off more than I can chew, I now bring this post to a sweet close.
Happy Valentines from Boyce Voice!
P.S; Any women out there who after reading this are still desirous of being scrubbed down in chocolate, I have bought a few bars of Cadbury and would do the job, for a price…
If during the reading of this blog there is any thing I might have written which might have incensed or offended you, GET OVER IT! There are many things I read and hear in the media on a daily basis that I don't like either. SO DEAL WITH IT! You are welcome to leave your comments though. Make sure and come back yuh hear !!!...
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February 14th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Happy Valentines to you too, Peter. And to you Darron (don’t want Peter getting ALL the attention!)
In my opinion Valentines is just an overrated commercialised waste of money. If it takes this one day for your fella to remember to tell or show you how much you mean to him then there’s something wrong. Personally, I tell my significant other NOT to waste money on things which the cost has doubled just for this one day. But then I think I am lucky to have found one of those rare fellas who will buy me flowers any time… “just because”.
Anyway, as for the chocolate. Glad you got Cadburys and the thought is tempting but it’s a such a waste. I’d much rather eat it LOL
February 14th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Love should never be taken for granted. There is little if anything more precious that true love and once you have it, treasure it completely. I know many people who boast of their love ones who in other conversation spew out their misery in the relationship. It’s hard to understand what people think of love and how to separate it from bondage.
Valentine’s
Vows once made you should make anew
And tell your significant other your love is true
Let this celebration commemorate
Every loving moment with your soul mate
Nurture this love with your affectionate kiss
Take pride in this special season of bliss
It is a blessing to be loved by a special someone
Nothing can compare, future, present or bygone
Enjoy your chocolates, jewelry, lingerie and special wines
Share them but most of all, remember love on Valentine’s
See also Happy Valentine’s Day by Khaidji
February 14th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Recently I’ve been hearing a lot of chossels wanting to be covered in chocolate and eaten. This I’m sure can be a very dangerous practice. In the days of Cleopatra, ladies used goat’s milk and honey to flavor the dish. At least they were using substance known to be healthy to the skin.
Boyce Voice
Bring out the chocolate but beware
Once you get covered you can be bitten anywhere
You can’t determine when you’re covered in chocolate
Chossels would be the only body biting into it
Even when you take the greatest of care
Very small and eager pests will interfere
On Valentine’s dates rethink these plans
It can cause you to be caressed by violating hands
Chocolate doesn’t add but rather it takes away
Enjoy yah chossel al natural on Valentine’s Day
Happy Valentine’s Day to all Bloggers at Boyce Voice
from Khaidji