Bajan Words for Rihanna Haters

I mentioned some negative comments about Rihanna which were made on the net here are some after which I will put my Boyce Voice retort.

Net Comments: Her hair is horrible…

I totally love this song but that stupid bitch is not humble at all…

Well to u…she may be nothing but to Barbadians she is…

she f–king ruined the times performance what the f–k.

Me again, check out the beautiful Rihanna in her three Grammy outfits

rihanna-dresses-at-grammys.jpg

Now here’s what some freaky ass dress critic said,

“Bold-y Locks and the Three Scares: Rihanna’s trio of Grammy outfits can be classified as the good (comparatively speaking, at least), the bad and the fugly. Let’s start with the helmet-headed, neon-nailed singer’s red-carpet look, a ruffled, electric blue Zac Posen creation that’s suffering from too much clutter on top, a weak force of gravity on the bottom and an excessively molting Cookie Monster underneath. Rihanna sticks with both Posen and the plumage for her onstage performance (heck, she even wears her hair in a ducktail), styling what appears to be a bale of hay dive-bombed by some irate ostriches” …. etc etc blah blah”

Boyce Voice response to All Rihanna Haters; At least Rihanna is wearing rassole clothes unlike some of the U.S stars who have a habit of parading around and making their privates public, (I will not call Britney Spears name, I wanted to post Britney’s “privates” picture but Darron wouldn’t let me).

At least Rihanna is neither in rehab nor suffering a mental breakdown like some of those freaky druggy mad ass stars you have out there. (Will not call Britney’s name).

At least Rihanna remembered all the words to her songs in her Grammy performance, remembered her dance moves and did not go on stage in her underwear. (Britney again)

I would like to tell you to kiss Rihanna’s ass but that would be granting you a privilege. What you should do is kiss Britney’s next time you see her, chances are it will be exposed. U leff Rihanna fuh we! (Get a Bajan to translate that for you yuh f—king* idiot)

* freaking idiot ok?

Watch out for special “Rihanna Day” post tomorrow…

27 Responses to “Bajan Words for Rihanna Haters”

  1. bajanfuhlife Says:
    February 20th, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    wat is the sense of postin this stuff? why waste ur time and energy mr boyce with the haters? they want the attention and u r givin them it. well, i hated rihanna’s red carpet grammy dress, she is known to be the fashionista but she chose to wear that blue dress. the performance costume was okay cause it was for performance, and the last dress was hideous. wat was rihrih thinkin of wearin that gown?

    btw, i cant wait fuh tomorrow.

  2. asiba-the buffalo soldier Says:
    February 21st, 2008 at 8:41 am

    i did not read the comments but i will comment that i cannot see any good reason in you publishing these negative comments

  3. Sick Sick Says:
    February 26th, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    Wat the tail…she win a Grammy and wanna now wan praise she up stupse. all the time when wanna got she in paper talking bout how she dress and bare stool she wasnt wanna golden girl she get a grammy and she get more things than who live hay,wtf..real ting she pretty she seems nice she meking it bigs thats good,,,Keep doing big tings..

    Ps:its not a matter of ppl hating on her its ppls opinon on people or things…Pluse every 1 dont have to like her fa wa stupse wa she aint giving them she money she mek…

  4. Chloe Says:
    June 24th, 2008 at 7:47 pm

    She absolutey doesn’t know how dress.The haircut Also looks horrible.Who would wear bright blue dress with tangerine nails,over-the-top ruffles & fugly patterns? Did you see TMZ when they caught her ignoring fans and Yelling at innoce children on Punk’d with USA money, she’s not from america. That barbadian needs to go….

  5. asiba-the buffalo soldier Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    what is the issue here
    tell me

  6. alisha Says:
    June 27th, 2008 at 1:25 am

    you look hot in the pics on this on top of the email

  7. $ug@ Says:
    June 28th, 2008 at 11:27 pm

    MURDAHHHH BOYCE!!!! Ya blisterblind dat poor body sweet ass! I luv it!

  8. MADDHEAD Says:
    June 28th, 2008 at 11:29 pm

    I love Rihanna! You go girl! Dont mind de jealous-a** b***hes!

  9. fatxi Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 6:01 am

    i just want to say that what the hell is that thing down thee in the blu dress and her hair
    and that dress between makes her look like dwarf looks scary
    and that last dress OMG DONT GET ME STARTED YÖK!!
    DON’T BE MAD AM JUST EXSPRESSING MY THOUGHTS

  10. KYLIE Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 6:03 am

    am with you that between looks scary and the last is awful

  11. tina 777 Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 6:05 am

    it’s the gramys ya’ll what where you thinking i don’t wanna sound dr.phil or anything but what the hell where you thinking and dr.phil you ain’t god o’prah found you

  12. makelele Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 6:08 am

    how CAN ya’ll love rihanna her voice is awful that it comes like nightmare to hunt you
    bee you rock do your thing honey

  13. THIERRY HENRY Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 6:12 am

    THAT MUST ………!!!!!!!!!! HURT BAD GO HALENIUS!!!!

  14. THIERRY HENRY Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 6:13 am

    PEOPLE OPEN UR EYES

  15. simone Says:
    August 25th, 2008 at 6:32 am

    I love Rihanna. Shut up and drive I love you I love you

  16. shisha Says:
    August 25th, 2008 at 10:43 pm

    you look very sexy and nine

  17. Heather Says:
    September 4th, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    Do you feel silly now for this comment:

    At least Rihanna is wearing rassole clothes unlike some of the U.S stars who have a habit of parading around and making their privates public, (I will not call Britney Spears name, I wanted to post Britney’s “privates” picture but Darron wouldn’t let me).

    You know? Since the tour and all she did was spread her legs in S&M gear showing everyone her “goodies”??? Even her vulva?

    Just was wondering.

  18. peter Says:
    September 8th, 2008 at 6:33 am

    no i dont feel silly, i reiterate my stated position, regardless of what rihanna did she still wore something even if it was “S&M” gear

    I have never felt silly in my life, igrunt is more my thing

  19. Dee Says:
    February 12th, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    OMG!!!!!! Thatz iz flipin ugly!!!!!!

  20. chole Says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    i hate rihanna respect 2 all u rihanna haterz out der
    she deserved 2 get beaten up by chris brown dat
    2 faced lieing ting rihanna she didnt deserve chris brown
    in da frist place chris rown is 2 pretty 4 her

  21. kay Says:
    March 19th, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    chloe who is u ..now i went to skool wid her and even if i didnt u will still be a bitch ..ya gud fa nuttun ..how can u say she deserved to be beaten?..and that she didnt deserve him ? THAT IS Y SHE HAS HIM AND NOT U HE TOO PRETTY FOR HER? …. u deserve he if ya asked me cuz u shud get d beating she get ….JUS FOR SAYIN SHE DESRVED IT

  22. rihannalover Says:
    March 21st, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. jenniffer Says:
    March 23rd, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    hey rihanna i like your dresses they look nice on you

  24. Livi Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    looks awful……..sounds awful………iz awful……..enuff said

  25. Livi Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    an im not jealous of dis either

  26. Livi Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    chloe i agree wid u sweetie

  27. astry Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 10:44 pm

    i love these dresses
    really sexy n nice

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