A Pussy Story
This is a very pussy story…..
Why do cats come when you call “puss puss”? Have you ever wondered about that?
From the time I was growing up I was amazed by that. If you want a cat to come and you say “Puss Puss Puss” in an effeminate high pitch tone. the puss actually responds and comes…
Isn’t that freaking amazing?
Who do heck teaches them to do it, is it like God or something?
How does the cat know that it should come when it hears puss puss and not tut tut?
It’s an animal how can it tell the difference?
Next time you are by a cat try saying “Tut Tut” and see if it comes, I will bet you it doesn’t. It only comes when it hears a certain thing. “puss puss”
a little puss can frighten even big men
Another thing, supposing it is a cat that lives in Germany would you then have to say “puss puss” in German?
Our German friends should be able to answer that. If it is a cat that lives in Spain would you then have to say Puss Puss in Spanish?
And if you went to a cat that lived in Spain and said puss puss would it not respond because it cannot understand English?
How would you get a spanish pussy to come?
If you say Puss Puss in a deep voice cats do not respond, you have to say it in an effeminate tone, so don’t go with no gruff voice hollering for “Puss Puss” and expect the puss to come.
They are very sensitive.
Let sleeping cats lie
Some men are into cats in a very big way
In “Laff it off” production, a wife told a story of her cat and how her husband loved it, he would just play with his wife’s cat all through the day, then the husband died and the cat suffered, so the lady took her cat to the doctor and he told her she will now have to play with her cat herself… But it was not the same for the little pussy…
A cat playing with itself ….
For your edification Boyce is releasing some audio cds that should enlighten you on your cat calling techniques, after you listen to them, you will be able to get your puss to come and come again.
Until then you should practice, call a cat today and see if you can get it to come…
Some puss love dogs ..
Some cats like other cats
Some cats like to “bite” other cats
And thats the end of our little Pussy story!
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March 24th, 2008 at 11:14 am
If you want Spanish pussy, you would have decir (to say); “Gato, Gato” but if a French puss snatches your interests then it is “Chat, Chat” (as in Shah, Shah) – there are websites which look at clean pussies, then there those which look at potentially dictatorial pusses, I myself have five, part of the reason that I started my News-Blog originally when I lost one and never found it again
March 24th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Wow. What a hairy story. Can”t comment on this one. Cat got my tongue. Or is it the other way around.
March 25th, 2008 at 10:33 am
I have a pussy cat when I first had it I used to play with it all the time and it gave me immense pleasure,now if I try to play with it,it bites me and only likes being played with certain times and the play isn’t like before when it used to do all sorts of things for fun.I wonder if anyone else has this problem.I thinking of getting a new cat cause they only seem to like you when you first get them and the older they get the less energy they seem to have.
March 25th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
“How would you get a spanish pussy to come ?”
HAS TO BE THE MOTHER OF ALL QUESTIONS
September 18th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
[...] a very pussy story [...]
October 21st, 2008 at 6:29 am
SMDH = Shaking My Damn Head!