I consider it a very serious accusation, a written utterance which sought to cast aspersions on my character.
On Boyce Voice.com  “Piggles” made a comment that he or she or it went to a Banks Cable and Wireless Cavalcade where I stated there would be bakes selling but alas there where none. In other words he or she called me a bake liar aka bake prevaricator.
He accused me of false advertising. I was going to write a post and curse Piggles like how I did Wendy Burke and will do to Bajan Reporter but Darron (site Administrator) has this strange nise idea I should refrain from busing our loyal readers.

In an effort to then prove I am indeed a bake lover and not a bake liar, I present the below photographic evidence.

 

 Here I am at the Vintage Banks Cable and Wireless Cavalcade last night in Lowlands St Lucy, do you see what is in my hands and what I am eating?
That’s Right, IT IS A BAKE! Yuh idiot, view it and weep.

 
In the above picture there is a photo which proves the bakes were on sale evidenced by the fact that they are listed on said menu, at the ridiculously low price of .50 cents

 

Here is a shot of bake batter being dropped into the frying pan, it’s a special art and not many people can do it, the oil must be at a specific temperature and your hand must be at a specific angle to the position of the frying pan.
*Warning: Do not try this at home as Boyce Voice will not be responsible for “bake igrunt” people who go attempting this and burn their hands, or worse burn the bakes.

This is a wide shot of the women frying the bakesaka Bake fryers, these ladies are making a significant contribution to our culinary cultural arts, they are holding the fort against the onslaught of foreign “finger lickin” food imports which seeks to impede on our local gastronomical traditions and erode our cultural identity. May the good lord bless them, or their bakes.

 
This is a shot a shot of finish bakes, I am so sorry that Boyce Voice.com has not reached the stage where we can get the aroma of  bakes to come through your computer.
It was indeed a splendiferous privilege to stand in awe in the presence of freshly fried bakes and rejoice to their delicious existence.

 
Here is a shot of the staff at the Community Vibes stall, don’t they look spendiferiously happy? That’s how you look when you work where bakes are made.
To the bake detractors who claimed I was lying with my bake utterances cower in the face of this photographic bake proof presented in this post, I rebuke you in the name of bakes, be awed with the knowledge that I am indeed not a bake liar but a bake lover!

 

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