Usain the Yam Eater!
Usain the Yam eater
What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
If you did not eat yams then you did not eat the breakfast of champions.
That’s what the fastest man in the world Jamaican Usain Bolt eats that according to him helped him to win the 100m race in 9.69 seconds in the Beijing.
Yams Dumplings and Green Bananas to be precise is the breakfast that Usain eats that gives him that incredible speed.
Usain’s secret is not Powerade, nor Gatorade nor Monsta nor Red Bull! He does not take Ginseng or no Vitamin B injections.
Usain is proud and strong Jamaican YAM EATER.
So back to you, what did you eat for breakfast? Did you eat scrambled eggs, bacon and hot dogs?
You should be shame……
People like you make me sick; you have been ignoring good old fashion “ground provisions’ and eating all sorts of processed food.
When was the last time you eat piece of green bananas? When was the last time you eat a dumpling? Do you even know what a dumpling is?
Some of you have not eating been eating breakfast home but not waiting till u get work and having coffee and bagels and doughnuts and all sorts of igrunt food.
That why you can’t run to save your life… stop reading this now get up from your computer run out in the road and come back…..!
See how out of breath you are? That’s all the bagels, egg yolks and pork bacon keeping you back, choking your heart.
You need to start eating Yams, Dumplings and Green Bananas. You letting the Americans fool you into buying all their commercialized processed health products and ignoring our indigenous Caribbean roots. Its time to reverse that process, Eat a Yam today, Run fast tomorrow!
If it’s good enough for Usain Bolt it is good enough for you!
Picture of Yam and Sweet patato for people who play them aint know
Woman digging Yams, the exercise of harvesting them alone will make you fit….
Boyce Note: Be carefull with the Yam eating as it is not good to increase your speed at every thing… if you know what i mean… A word to the wise is enough
If during the reading of this blog there is any thing I might have written which might have incensed or offended you, GET OVER IT! There are many things I read and hear in the media on a daily basis that I don't like either. SO DEAL WITH IT! You are welcome to leave your comments though. Make sure and come back yuh hear !!!...
August 20th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Peter,
Dumpling is not exactly a ground provision.
August 20th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
dat is why you so slow cause you always promoting greasy fry bakes fa breakfast
August 20th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
that Darron sounds like a bacon and eggs man talking
August 21st, 2008 at 7:09 am
THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!! BUT AM GOOD, MY FAVOURITE FOOD OVERALL IS GOOD OLD SWEET YAM……DWL!!
August 22nd, 2008 at 7:20 am
BOLT – Beijing Olympics Lightning Team
Blazing a trail and never looking back
Exceptional performances on the track
Incredible races delivering outright defeats
Jamaica showing it has history making athletes
In the men’s 100m a record was broken
Now all the world wow when his name is spoken
Girls came and responded in a similar way
Only it was a clear sweep in their 100m that day
Lots of speculation circled about whether he could or would
Yes some said but others thought he wasn’t that good
Many were shocked that in the 200m race
Participants were there but we could see only one face
In 100 meters Usain had bypassed them all
Couldn’t believe my eyes and how the mighty doth fall
So defeated by his speed and his propensity for records
Lines were crossed and stepped on by desperate competitors
It was another record he left in his trail
Got 9.69 in the 100m and his 19.30 did derail
His previous best and shaved the previous 200m stand
They said Johnson’s 19.32 wouldn’t soon be reached by any man
Not very soon afterwards another record fell
It was the Women 200m and as some will tell
Nobody stood a chance, Veronica was the best
Girls would have tried but they were no contest
This Jamaican Lightning Team will go on and give more
Exceptional performances but I’m writing this before
All their other events will fulfill The Caribbean dream
My faith is with this Beijing Olympics Lightning Team
See this and other Acrostic PoetryBy Khaidji
August 23rd, 2008 at 3:25 pm
BOLT= BEJING OLYMPICS LIGHTNING TERMINATOR