I Want To be a Whore
Read in the weekend paper of Barbadian sexual entrepreneur Charles Lewis talking about the amount of money you can make in the sex trade.
The figures caught my interest; I was thinking I was in the wrong entertainment business.
Charles boasted how a sex worker can make $500 per hour, let’s do the sexual math.
Put that into a working day, that’s $4000. Let’s say you only work 5 days (or nights) you still go to church on Sunday and spend a day with the family you still generate $20,000 in one week.
In a month that’s $80,000 you could make, let me repeat in words so you get it, eighty thousand dollars Barbados Dollarsin one month. Since I am not doing the Madd thing any more I could see that working for me..
Lewis stated that he had been in the sex trade for 25 years and it had been so lucrative that it had been hard for him to leave it, I don’t blame him for 25 years I have been telling jokes talking bout I is a comedian, the joke was on me, whoring is where the money is. No wonder it is known as the “oldest profession” and has been around for thousands of years
Charles spoke about his efforts to have the sex industry recognized as a legitimate profession; soon they’ll be no shame in aspiring to be a prostitute. You should soon be able to have evening classes in whoring-ism to make you good at it. (I would probably have to take one of those refresher courses)
Why bury your head in the sand and pretend sex tourism does not exist when you could be involved and be burying your head other places, finding other revenue generation activities you can do with your “head”.
For $80,000 per month I would take a stab at it at this whore thing, wouldn’t you? or I could get a couple of girls together and become a sexual entrepreneur like Charles and join the Barbados Chamber of Commerce and thing.
Using Eddie Murphy’s 80’s sketch as inspiration a sex worker ad would probably read like this….
How would you like to make thousands of dollars with out leaving the comfort of your bedroom?
How would you like to meet new people and make new friends every night…?
This is your chance to make thousands of dollars for doing something you LIKE….
Why do it for free when you could do it and get paid for it?
Your chance to be somebody…
Be a Whore!…..
Sign up now at www.beawhore.com
Now if your girl friend catches you in the act you can now exclaim “what’s with you girl? can’t you see I am working!!”
or “She meant nothing to me it was just work”…
I could just go on like this all day, I need to stop ….
If during the reading of this blog there is any thing I might have written which might have incensed or offended you, GET OVER IT! There are many things I read and hear in the media on a daily basis that I don't like either. SO DEAL WITH IT! You are welcome to leave your comments though. Make sure and come back yuh hear !!!...
August 28th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
can just see it now. all them young wild girls bout the place. what do you want to be when you grow up. please teacher i want to be a whore. or mother to daughter “girl what you think you was doing wid dat man in my house” mommy i was just studying for work
August 28th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
CAWBLEMAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i does wuk the wrong place but………………….i wonder who does be buyin into this venture tho male buy male ? if tht is the case i will stop part i is but if them is only females buying males
i all for tht .
August 29th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Peter it is not a “whore” the politically correct term is sex worker…and don’t you have to be cute? I’m not sure this is the profession for you!
August 29th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
IF ANY BODY CAN DO IT YOU CAN PETER
-you have the tact , the tenacity, the technical know how
the professional savy and the temrity to get the job done
my vote is with you and for you
September 1st, 2008 at 7:43 pm
LOL LOL LMAO LMAO OH LOSS WHAT THE HELL I READING AT ALL THOUGH. Peter which newspaper had in this article?? I buy papers everyday & I cant believe that I miss an article such as the one mentioned above!! I READ THIS THING ABOUT 5 TIMES AND I STILL RUNNING BOUT MY HOUSE ROLLING UP WITH LAUGHTER!!! On a serious Level though I met the good man mentioned and he is serious as shite about this sex industry (thought he was mad as hell at first) but believe it or not alot of intelligent University students form the hub of his catelogue…..makes one really wonder if being a professional slut is better than being a teacher.
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:06 am
Stephanie, the article was in the Nation –
http://www.nationnews.com/story/302801495324735.php
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:39 pm
thanks i reading it now
September 8th, 2008 at 6:02 am
Thank you for your vote of confidence asiba, despite what Dale says I feel inspired to pursue my new calling, I think I have excellent whore potential which you obviously recognize, Dale is just jealous as she does not have whore tenacity.
You will never be a whore Dale! Face it the truth hurts, You will never be walking down the road and have people shout whore at you and that eats you up, me on the other hand will be walking down the street and some one will shout “peter yuh whore” and I will wave proudly and say, “yes, that’s me’….
I once tried to get money from a woman for sex but she just looked at me and started out laughing, and I don’t think it was a laugh of satisfaction, I ended up having to pay her..
To Stephanie, despite my light hearted comment, I also noted Lewis’s commitment to the profession; Charles lewis is to the “sex industry” what peter Boyce is to the entertainment industry, only richer
September 8th, 2008 at 6:20 am
LOL LOL LOL OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS LOL LMAO
Peter Dale can be a whore if she tries hard enough lol lol leave her alone n wonder you end up paying the woman lol
Peter I want a job as your financial advisor when you make money from pursuing your new calling lol lol lmao lmao rofl rofl
September 27th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
want is a whore???
October 30th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I am the office manager for Charles Lewis at sex trade impact. I read Peter’s article and I mean, Peter you are absolutely something else. I enjoyed your comments and everyone else comments on the matter and I really couldn’t stop laughing. However, on a serious note, if anyone wants to know more about our organization, please visit us at http://www.sextradeimpact.com, comments are welcomed and please tell a friend. Whatever you do please keep the humor going…..
October 31st, 2008 at 9:29 am
So therefore, according to your math, and taking 50% commission that the pimps demand, Charles over the 25 years he has been in business, at $80,000 per month , is worth 50% of 25×12x80,000=$12 million.
No wonder he can afford to retire now!