A Pissy Story
Let’s deviate this morning and talk about something that is not entertaining, Men peeing!
Its getting my ass sick the amount of men you see on a daily basis, who that think nothing of taking their penises out and spraying urine all over the damn place.
All over Barbados you see men peeing behind trees, behind bushes and sometimes behind nothing; they just get out of their cars at the side of the road and let it rip… Somebody should let them know there is no “P” in A.B.C highway.
Some of them act like the have never heard of the term “going to the bathroom” it’s like when they want to go they just go.
Isn’t there a law against exposing yourself in public? Well the Royal Barbados Police Force needs to enforce it.
I frighten to shake men hands now; do you notice that when the men are finish peeing they just get back in their cars and continue like nothing has happened? What ever happen to the “washing of hands” then they will come pushing their pissy hands for you to shake.
I use to once complain that how come you don’t see women peeing in public places too, exposing their private parts like the men do. I thought it would have been erotic, that was until I saw a woman doing it at out the Garrison Savannah some weeks ago, believe me it wasn’t pretty.
In New York you don’t see men peeing all over the place, is it because the men or biologically different there and can hold their pee? No! It’s because the police would throw your ass into jail and charge you for putting a hole in the ozone layer. Our Bajan Police must take a leaf out of their book and start locking up some urinating offenders so they can pee in the privacy of a jail cell.
Maybe its me, maybe I have an inferiority complex and feel I don’t have anything worthy of waving in public places. But those of you who feel you do bear in mind some of us don’t wish to see “it”.
I am yet to hear a woman say she saw a man peeing at the side of the road and was so impressed she give him her number.
So in pee summary; Men, Stop peeing all over the place! that is what bathrooms are for… speaking of which, I have to go…..
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November 12th, 2008 at 8:20 am
I agree it’s not a nice thing to see and also very unhygienic. Frenchmen seem to do it anywhere also, usually at the side of a busy road. Maybe they don’t do it in New York because, like in the UK, it’s just too cold therefore there’s a risk of freezing!!
November 12th, 2008 at 10:01 am
I am in total agreement, it is disgusting on many levels. There are those indiscriminate men who will pee anywhere, and the sad face is that some unsuspecting person will put there hand where that nasty man has peed, can we all say a collective ewwww!
I was in town the other day with a friend and her 6 yr old niece, and we were walking along Victoria Street, and low and behold some nasty man emptying his bladder against Woolworth wall, I mean you could see all his humanity, truly nasty!
Ironically I only see black men doing it…
November 12th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
lol i totally agree, the police here need to make some example of people, if it is done other countries and you are caught, you sleep in a cell for the night and pay a fine, dont mind some of de same police do it too.
andrea…i have seen black, white, male and female doing this before, but only men seem to do it more openly, I say…review and re-establish the law for such offence
November 12th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
I agree wid you, it is a real disgusting thing to see. Actually I guess it may be lil better now though cause I remember back one time all de alleys in Bridgetown used to be pissy pissy pissy.
Do you think the lack of public bathrooms has anything to do with it or rather do you think if the people had access to bathroom facilities dem wud behave better.
November 12th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
my comment is not ment to make excuses for men who pee in public, because i am a man and i pee in public. But how many clean public washrooms you see?, if you happen to go kadooment or bridgetown market, how many public washrooms are availible, sometimes we have no choice.
November 12th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Unfortunately, this seems to be the accepted norm. I have not heard anyone commenting on this in awhile. There are some streets in town, that I do not attempt to walk, it scent from the “piss” is just too much.
November 12th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
It got so bad one day a police vehicle stopped at a junction in Christ Church and the officers were watching an old man facing a bush peeing. When the man looked back and saw the policemen he zipped up his pants in a flash without finishing his business. I laughed so hard when I saw that the man’s pants were now soaking wet as he walked away.
November 13th, 2008 at 12:20 am
I dont think it has anything to do with lack of bathrooms Jihid, some men are just pee lawless and badly trained
to mad man how come only certain people such as your self blame lack of tiolets, I am a man at least I think so, and it does not cross my mind to pull off the road side and start leaking, you need discipline,
I agree with zero police need to take action…
November 13th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
I was so disgusted one time I snapped photos of a dude in mid-stream
http://bajanreporter.blogspot.com/2008/03/will-intended-barbadian-flyovers-mean.html
I am surprised I never hear nutten nor any comment?
November 13th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
ugh, thanks for dropping that link with the peeing man photo bourne, it vividly paints the picture of the piss problem we have here, If we are not carefull Barbados will be known as the land of sea, sand and pee…
November 14th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
I THOUGHT I COMMENTED ON THIS THREAD BUT I HAVE NOT SEEN MY POST
June 6th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Do black men have smaller bladders then white men? Have anyone ever noticed black men tend to pee more frequently then white men and when a white pees in da toilet, he stands there peeing for what seems like an eternity? I have ready that black children in the UK, USA, and Caribbean pee more frequently then other races of children, especially black boys and I know a lot of black males who peed in da bed until dey were teenagers. Do anyone else think maybe we as black men have smaller bladders?