Call me Pastor Boyce

I have seen the light! Soon brothers and sisters you will be referring to me as Pastor Peter Boyce !!

I have become convinced that we in the entertainment industry are in the wrong business, while we get on stage singing wuck up songs and telling nasty jokes for little or no rewards, I have noticed that church pastors have been preaching the good word of the lord reaping financial sweets and getting through licking.

When you look the newly refurbished “Power in the Blood” Church just completed in Tudor Bridge you will see what i mean. Feast your eyes on the fancy architecture and the massiveness of the structure, that’s got to be close to a million dollars in building, plus they own two other properties on the same stretch of road.

When was the last time you saw an entertainer make enough money to build an auditorium?
All the years our entertainers still renting venues from government and others, hoping they refurbish the Empire theatre so we could rent some more. That is why we need to see the light!

 Entertainment promoters invest thousands of dollars into high risk shows trying to get people to come out.
Then when we do get an audience we got to pay vat and taxes.
Churches don’t have to advertise to get their congregation and the financial contributions they collect are tax and vat free.

You know another way the goodly men of the cloth get out? Women! That’s right, all those church ladies with problems who go to their pastors seeking counselling looking for a shoulder to cry on, their pastor gives them that comforting shoulder and other additional body parts too, soon he is pumping salvation into their souls.
Look how often salacious Pastors are in the news with some sex charge (will not call Jippy’s name) We entertainers must take a back seat to them, We need to see the light!

Don’t think that I am being bad minded and criticizing the church and priests; in fact I am admiring them.
That’s why I done with this wuckless singing  and joke telling, I am  turn over a new leaf and become Pastor Boyce. I have seen the light and you need to see it too…

7 Responses to “Call me Pastor Boyce”

  1. TROY Says:
    November 24th, 2008 at 11:35 am

    Lol all that u have said is so true. But dont be so quick to change because alot of bad things happen to those pastors and priest who miss use and abuse both men and women oh yes men as well.But you are so true about all u have said.

  2. Asiba-The Buffalo Soldier Says:
    November 24th, 2008 at 10:55 pm

    ITS EASY

    I AM SURE THAT IF YOU OPEN A TENT 3 TIMES A WEEK FEATURING LIVE MUSIC WITH CALYPSONIANS SINGING EVERY NIGHT IN THE TOURIST AREA OF ST LAWRENCE GAP
    OR SIMILAR AREA, MONEY CAN BE MADE. PEOPLE ARE STARVED OF LIVE ENTERTAINMENT.

    ITS AN IDEA THAT CAN WORK

    THIS IDEA IS HOWEVER GOING TO COS YOU 3000 DOLLARS—THATS MY SALE PRICE OF THIS IDEA

    I AM INTO SELLING IDEAS
    IDEAS FOR SALE INC.

  3. Paul Murrell Says:
    December 15th, 2008 at 11:32 pm

    Peter your article was base, low and totally rediculous but what else should we expect from a “MADD” man. Quote facts and stats and leave the unfounded allegations for some of your other gimmics for publicity.

  4. peter Says:
    December 16th, 2008 at 11:31 am

    Hi Paul, where have u been living under a rock? Have u never heard of priests being involved in sexual relations with members of their flock? I will not even bother to mention about the well documented statistics of abuse of church choirboys that have been lodged in the courts. Also sound is my opinion that the church is doing well financially, that is undeniable, when u look at all the magnificent structures they are building, that is “concrete” evidence.
    And that is not criticism that is admiration.
    The only thing missing from my article is the facts that they are some priests who are humble have little modest churches and do not molest anyone their congregation but apart from that the article is correct. You need to wake up and smell the coffee, or start drinking some….

  5. Cheryl Says:
    December 16th, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    lol Boyce yuh bad but yuh gine tek some licks from de christians tho

  6. peter Says:
    December 16th, 2008 at 8:35 pm

    better licks from them than from u cheryl, i read your verbal slaughter of bajan queen, and stand humbly in your presence, I hope i never do any thing that offends u lady cheryl…
    i also noted your support for shontelle but i hope when Ingrid catch up on yuh yuh ready to defend your self…

  7. Cheryl Says:
    December 21st, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    lol I hear you. Look i aint got nuh beef wid Ingrid I thinks she’s come a long way and i respect that. I know she’s u peeps and thing but fuh real though part a moving up is looking de part and even as a woman moving up or not yah gotta class up yuh act and by that I mean dress code. Women especially those in de public eye shoudn’t walk around in any old thing I know u’ll agree. And de truth is de only way I know how to drop it is hot! fuh real!

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