Is this a man or a goat?
In light of the news story report of a goat being arrested for armed robbery in Nigeria http://www.caribnnet.com/Weird-World/12423.html
I think its time we start looking at goats differently.
While they are some that might scoff at the thought at a man transforming himself into a goat as reported in the news, maybe we need to stop and laughing and think for a minute…
How do you know the goat you have in your yard is a real goat and not a man in disguise?
Some time ago Barbadian authorities were on the look out for missing Nigerians,
Did any one notice our goat population seem to increase dramatically after that?
How do you even know the goats we have down here are not Nigerians who have transformed themselves because they don’t want to go back.
While Nigerians might have problems fitting among Barbadians because of their accents as goats they would have no problem.
You might have a woman and you think you are being horned but you can’t catch her with any one, think!!
Is there a goat living by her house?
You might need to go outside and have a conversation with it. Man to goat.
This is a possible man goat who shares horns
This Nigerian goat incident also has international implications, if a goat can commit an armed robbery it could possibly also engage in acts of terror.Don’t let its democratic easy going grass eating demeanor disarm you these animals are lethalIt’s only a matter of time before these
Furry beasts are recruited by El Qaeda to spreadTerror through out the world. If they are not being used already.
I believe an intense study of goats could reveal the answers to questions which we have long searched for, example where is Osama Bin Laden?
For years the United States have been trying to find Osama and have been unable to, is it possible they have been looking for a man when instead they should be looking for a goat?
Have you noticed that in photos Osama has a long beard much like a goat?
Dos’nt that beard look fairly goat like to you?
Now that President Obama has fully taken over this is a matter that should be bought to his attention.
When Obama spoke of “change” was he aware that men could also “change” into goats? Maybe he did!
With the coming of CSME and the possibility that not only Caribbean people but goats will be able to move freely from one territory to a next, we must watch to see what effect this has on our crime rate.
This should be brought to the attention of PM David Thompson as he is now spearheading CSME.It needs to be researched exactly what kind of “grass” the goats down here are into, they could be goats being used as drug mules. This should be brought to the attention of Police Commissioner Darwin Dottin who might not have knowledge of exactly how criminal savy goats have become.
Obviously what is said above would give you reason to be concerned, How can you tell if your goat is really a goat and not a man that change into a goat?
Follow the below instructions;
Grab your goat’s head with both hands!
Put your face right up to the goat’s, if it has trouble maintaining eye contact with you and is acting like it has something to hide, chances are its a man.
Call the police immediately!
Do not attempt to apprehend the goat yourself as they can be dangerous and have a tendency to “butt you out of their lives”.
While a goat above might look innocent like a little kid, remember you can’t judge a goat by its picture,
This has been a public service goat announcement from PBoyce who assures you, he is NOT a goat…..
Women can also turn themselves into goats, and eat you out of house and grass, see above pic